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[lastwishes]

[this version of Geralt is from the Netflix adaptation of The Witcher but I'm familiar with most book + all game canon, and open to any AUs etc.]

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[lastwishes]

So I'm just the glorified errand boy.

[givingexposition]

Are you implying that I don't compensate you well enough for the things you do for me on occasion?

[ On 'occasion' being mostly all the time. ]

[lastwishes]

Certainly not with coin.

[givingexposition]

I can toss a few at you, if that would please you.

[ See what he did here.]

[lastwishes]

It would be like throwing the coin I already have back in my face.

[givingexposition]

Exactly, so there's no point on complaining about coin.

How about trading kisses instead?

[lastwishes]

It isn't much of a reward if we already do it.

[givingexposition]

[ Geralt, why are you being so difficult on purpose? >:( ]

Oh, I'm sorry. I am boring you while we make out? Should I try something new?

[lastwishes]

[it's fun~?]

I can say with full certainty that the last thing you are is boring, Jaskier.

[givingexposition]

[ Not for him! :C

But you fixed it, sort of. ]

Ah, good. I'd hate to give anything but my best performance every time.

[lastwishes]

If there's anything new to experiment with, I wouldn't be shy to tell you as much.

[givingexposition]

Is that so? I don't think you have a kinky bone in your body.

[lastwishes]

Maybe I've just been around for too long, I've tried enough.

[givingexposition]

Ohh....enough, hm?

Well, I didn't. So why don't you show me a few thing instead?

[ Geralt, what have you gotten yourself into. ]

What exactly 'tried enough' entails? Are we talking about public sex, toys,candle wax...?

[lastwishes]

[w e l p maybe he isn't as adventurous as he tries to seem]

Candle wax? What would you do with candle wax?

[givingexposition]

[ You don't say. ]

Oh, my dear Witcher. It's called Wax play and it involves pouring small drops of melted wax over someone's skin. It can either totally painless or lightly painful, giving just the right kind of sting, and you need to choose the candles right.

There are massage candles...I should use one of those with you one day, they smell real nice. They also melt at a very low temperature and cause no pain at all because they cool quickly on contact with the skin. In fact, they melt into a mixture of oils that can be used for massages, hence the name.

[ Good luck looking at candles the same way again after this conversation ends, Geralt. ]

[lastwishes]

[Hmmm...]

You don't seem like the type to enjoy pain during sex.

[givingexposition]

I don't like that, no. But I try to be flexible.

[lastwishes]

Would you be surprised if I said I've never tried that?

[givingexposition]

Only a little, Mister 'I've just been around for too long'.

But that's ok, it's not everyone cup of tea.

[lastwishes]

Doesn't mean I'm unwilling to try.

I like your massages.

[givingexposition]

I like giving them to you. Any excuse to run my hands all over your gorgeous naked body is a good one in my books.

[lastwishes]

And I'm certainly not complaining about that.

[givingexposition]

You shouldn't. I like taking care of you for a change, it's usually the other way around.

[lastwishes]

You take care of me in different ways.