A valid point. 'Dashing' and 'monster guts' are usually mutually exclusive.
This just means I'll have to take the effort to clean you up more often. And while I'm at it, I'll get you some more clothes that don't smell like horse.
But there will be a brief, shining moment where they don't smell like horse. And THEN you can be the dashing witcher hero who gets songs written about him and sweeps ladies off their feet and, again, doesn't smell like horse.
It's another extra skill, it's never bad to have as many as you can. If you left me braid your hair then it won't get in the way while you fight or get covered in monster guts.
I have good taste, not everything I like it's always expensive. But let's not focus on me, I was asking if there's anything YOU would like to do, try, taste...You have a bard all at your service.
Please, I'm not going to give you pigtails. There's a lot of different kind of braids, and different sizes might look better on you. Maybe a pair of smaller braids on the side to keep the hair out of your face, then just tied on the back....if you don't like it, it can simply be undone.
Fear not, my dear Witcher, I don't expect anything. But in a few days it would make two months since we ended stranded in the forest and found a cave. You know the one. It's silly, I know, to think of it as an anniversary of sorts. Specially if we didn't do anything after the first month but...I don't know. I wanted to do something special for you.
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I'm no knight, Jaskier. Most people will never see me as honorable or dashing.
capcha is a bitch, I do not blame you
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This just means I'll have to take the effort to clean you up more often. And while I'm at it, I'll get you some more clothes that don't smell like horse.
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I'm glad we met, even under those circumstances.
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I know what you mean.
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The dry humor and no shortage of wordplay. What is not to love?
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@conjurechaos
We've both lived long lives. Rest doesn't sound so bad.
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Too much free time, it seems.
Why not? I know you have expensive tastes.
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I have good taste, not everything I like it's always expensive. But let's not focus on me, I was asking if there's anything YOU would like to do, try, taste...You have a bard all at your service.
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I'm perfectly happy with everything I'm currently doing, trying, and tasting.
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Ah, well that's a good thing to know.
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I feel as though you're expecting me to confess something.
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Fear not, my dear Witcher, I don't expect anything. But in a few days it would make two months since we ended stranded in the forest and found a cave. You know the one. It's silly, I know, to think of it as an anniversary of sorts. Specially if we didn't do anything after the first month but...I don't know. I wanted to do something special for you.
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