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[this version of Geralt is from the Netflix adaptation of The Witcher but I'm familiar with most book + all game canon, and open to any AUs etc.]

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I'm no knight, Jaskier. Most people will never see me as honorable or dashing.

I think you can be dashing. Though I mostly think that when you're not covered in the guts of some monster you just killed.

I don't think anyone can be dashing in that state, to be fair.

A valid point. 'Dashing' and 'monster guts' are usually mutually exclusive.

This just means I'll have to take the effort to clean you up more often. And while I'm at it, I'll get you some more clothes that don't smell like horse.

They'll just end up smelling like horse too.

But there will be a brief, shining moment where they don't smell like horse. And THEN you can be the dashing witcher hero who gets songs written about him and sweeps ladies off their feet and, again, doesn't smell like horse.

Fine, I'll entertain you just this once. But no tight clothes, I can't stand the itch.

[ This is still a victory in Jaskier's eyes! And a victory that will hopefully lead towards Geralt wearing clean clothes more often and less clothes that smell like horse, monster guts, or horses and monster guts. ]

A looser fit then, understood. I can do that much. The next time we're in a larger city, I'll find something that's perfectly your style.

[ it will be somewhat silly. ]